I can't believe how small your penis is SPH

Micro Penis is The New Black

You have the tiniest penis I've ever seen

Your wife wants to try pegging you

I will fuck a real man while you watch

Howard Stern - Smallest Penis Contest

Your cock is the smallest in the world SPH

Oh my gosh..... it's so tiny! How do you even use that thing!? There's no way you could please someone with a dick that small. I guess I'll find out. Maybe I'll even like it!!

Little dick man trying hard to make his girl squirt

Your cock is too small to give me an orgasm

I can tell you've got a small penis SPH